I may be Santa’s Grumpy Elf, but that question always makes me grumpier. Why do people keep asking? There’s even websites that say Santa is not real!
Ok, ok, so is Santa real? The short answer, in every way that matters, is
YES, Santa Claus is real! Not only is Santa true, he is legendary!
And if you still don’t believe me, here are NINE proofs to prove that point like the point on my pointy shoes!
- Mrs. Claus would be mad!
- If you can feel him, then he must be real
- Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!
- Christmas costs too much without Santa
- Ockham’s razor
- There is no Santa greater than Santa!
- You can’t prove Santa doesn’t exist!
- Just Believe!
- Ask Santa yourself!